Some call it gruff punk, others call it orgcore or beard punk. Others say “fuck off there are too many genres already.” Here are 101 rules of punks most poorly defined genre.
1. Do your best to resemble Ron Swanson, its the beard punk way.
2. Never dance at shows and freak out if someone so much as bumps into you by mistake.
3. Gruffness is more than a vocal style. It’s a zen state of being super-pumped and depressed at the same time.
4. Assume that just because you don’t wear your stretched ear plugs anymore that the holes aren’t there.
5. Why are beards so crucial to gruff punk? Because otherwise gruff punks would look like Mike Ness.